I get an assortment of spam. Today I got a very interesting one…
From: “Justin” <JeffZhang@agrozaffiro.com>
Subject: Weekend Pics
To: dylanDon’t let her get it from someone else.
A recent survey has shown us that 4 out of 5 women who cheat do it
because their spouse has a small P$NIS.Another survery shows us that 3 out of 5 men have a below average P$NIS.
Do you need anymore evidence?
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ATTENTION: This electronic message and attachment(s), if any, contains information which is intended solely for Men that have a small P$NIS. Unauthorized disclosure, copying, distribution, or other use of the contents of this message or attachment(s), in whole or in part, is prohibited without the express authorization of the sender of this message.
Now, I realise that I am in breach of their terms at the end there (although I am comfortable with the size of my P$NIS) but I had ot post this – the email itself wasn’t so unusual, but there was an image attached that was simply incredible…
I had an awesome spam that said something like “ur friends r laughing at ur tiny pennis!!!!!”
This brought on a deep dark depression. I mean, I know my pennis is small, but I had no idea that my friends could see it and were laughing at it.
Fortunately, though, I took some v1ag@ra and now my friends no longer laugh at it!!!!!!!!!! lolz!!!!!
P.S. I hope WordPress doesn’t decide this is spam.